I CAN MOONWALK!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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