So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just google imaged poop.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
