You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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