went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your penis caused this!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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