found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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