I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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