He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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