i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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