love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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