singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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