I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Come see our sink grown plant.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
