why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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