Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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