I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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