I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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