Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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