So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
