um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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