idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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