So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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