I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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