omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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