i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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