I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Small penises have feelings too.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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