We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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