She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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