she was so not down for the gang bang
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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