Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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