There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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