Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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