But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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