she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
