boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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