belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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