She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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