I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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