Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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