yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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