I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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