i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ttyl tear gas
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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