big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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