I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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