Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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