Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
