She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
