He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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