the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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