No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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