i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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