There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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