remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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