You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How does one acquire holy water?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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