What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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