So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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