Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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