but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
